Benedict Cumberbatch as Rory Slippery
You don’t need drug to have a fun time
umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements
yes hello I am the last barium bender
I’m crying brb
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.
what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
Oh my GOD
Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.
if he didnt want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors
He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.
If it’s a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
God I love you, Internet.
Why didn’t he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.
If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day. Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.
He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling
We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with them at all times. For their own safety.
Everytime i see this, the comments keep getting better
He has lit fires before, right? Participated in bonfires and barbecues? Well, then, he has no right to complain about being set on fire. If you do something consensually in the past that means you de facto consent to it in the future, right?
*I’m dying here*
Yet another great twitter convo
It gets better
I’m going to become famous just so I get free chocolate.
forever my favorite twitter
Taylor Swift on SNL
one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone
3 things I love.
4 turn on’s.
4 turn off’s.
My best friend?
My best first date?
How tall am I?
What do I miss?
What time was I born?
Do I have a crush?
Do I use sarcasm?
What am I listening to right now?
First thing I notice in new person?
Hair color? 24: Favorite style of clothing?
Ever done a prank call?
What color of underwear I’m wearing now?
Meaning behind my URL?
How I feel right now?
Someone I love.
My current relationship status.
My relationship with my parents.
Tattoos and piercing I have.
Tattoos and piercing I want.
The reason I joined Tumblr.
Do I and my last ex hate each other?
Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?
Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?
When did I last hold hands?
How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
Have I shaved my legs in the past three days? 45: Where am I right now?
If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
Am I excited for anything?
Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
How often do I wear a fake smile?
When was the last time I hugged someone?
What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
What is something I disliked about today?
If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
What do I think about most?
What’s my strangest talent?
Do I have any strange phobias?
Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
What was the last lie I told?
Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
Do I believe in magic?
Do I believe in luck?
What’s the weather like right now?
What was the last book I’ve read?
Do I like the smell of gasoline?
Do I have any nicknames?
What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
Do I spend money or save it?
Can I touch my nose with a tongue? 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
What do I think Satan’s last name is?
What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
How can you win my heart? 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
What is my favorite word?
My top 5 blogs on tumblr?
If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
Do I have any relatives in jail?
I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
What is my current desktop picture?
Failed a class?
Kissed a boy?
Kissed a girl?
Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
Left the house without my wallet?
Bullied someone on the Internet?
Had sex in public?
Played on a sports team?
Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
Been to a wedding?
Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
Been outside my home country?
Gotten my heart broken?
Been to a professional sports game?
Broken a bone?
Been to prom?
Been in airplane? 116: Fly by helicopter?
What concerts have I been to?
Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
Learned another language?
Wore make up?
Lost my virginity before I was 18?
Had oral sex?
Dyed my hair?
Voted in a presidential election?
Rode in an ambulance?
Had a surgery?
Met someone famous?
Stalked someone on a social network?
Helped with charity?
Been rejected by a crush?
Broken a mirror?
What do I want for birthday?
How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
Was I named after anyone?
Do I like my handwriting?
What was my favorite toy as a child?
Favorite TV Show?
Where do I want to live when older?
Play any musical instrument?
One of my scars, how did I get it?
Favorite pizza topping?
Am I afraid of the dark?
Am I afraid of heights?
Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
What I’m really bad at.
What my greatest achievements are.
The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.
What I’d do if I won in a lottery.
What do I like about myself?
My closest Tumblr friend.
Something I fantasies about.
Any question you’d like
Harry Potter books - first and last lines
who wore it best?