Thomas at the J2 panel | VanCon 2014 (x)
you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday
Shrek / Breaking Bad Parallel. Truly both masterpieces.
he’s the one they warn us about in math problems
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
the past is a strange place
cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this
this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up
one wheel motorcycle
pin-boys who manually lined pins up
baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight
zoo-keeper showering a penguin
But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up
but like what if the cage dropped? you’d have a dead babhy and what would you explain to the feds?????
forgetting hot beverages and remembering them when they are cold beverages is a cruel reminder of the passage of time and how it can appear like nothing has changed but it has
but it has
oh my god thank u for this post i just remembered my tea
HUGGERS… meet the Shy Shark! THIS IS A THING! THIS IS REALLY A THING….!
450 millions years of evolution and 'if i can't see it, it can't hurt me' is the best they could come up with! WAY too adorable!
You know, there are so many other jawsome sharks out there - shark week shouldn’t just focus on the white shark. I love a good breach as much as the next shark lover, but these guys are too cute! <3
Mr. Krabs (via chosen-undead)
•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
ONE WATERMELON FRESH FROM THE MANURE FIELD YOUR SPOOKYNESS
no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”
bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody