Chamber of Secrets.

“I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?”

aiclan:

afrogay:

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited

if

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

destielismylove:

lepreas:

(Source: jensenjaredftw)

castiel-gmtarmfp:

she-loves-the-doctor:

IT EXPLAINS WHY SAM ALWAYS HAS WI-FI

and it all comes together

(Source: dudski)

iamlegend-ary:

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

LOOOL

iamlegend-ary:

uriels:

fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life

LOOOL

smoothierox:

the-dancing-batter:

darecrowavis:

aviculor:

taleasoldastimelords:

Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.

I got stuck

Pansy

Challenge accepted

Please, nothing to it.

omg

HOW EMBARRASSING!

Me: *throws book seductively onto bed*
Me: *leaps passionately onto bed after book*

consultingflatmates:

i’m so sorry but i had to add these

(Source: malfoymannor)

caskettcase:

i work at home depot and yesterday i decided to pick up some possible paint colors for future living arrangements and loved this swatch

especially this one

which once you crop it comes out to be this color online

and i kept wondering…where have i seen that color before when it dawned on me.

talkativeprovocative:

every fandom ever

i think the fact that this is emma stone makes it even more appropriate

(Source: coinlaundrys)

(Source: billfuckinghader)

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

thisisbud:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

thistechgirlisonfire:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

Sh*t, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography

Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.

Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret

Fuck it, I’ll Just Attempt to Stay Up ‘Till Sundown: A Spin-Off

What Fucking Day Is It Anymore?: The Movie Adaptation

vertabre:

Simon says like me back