Lord give me strength.
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
WHAT THE HELL
"Mom, Dad…I’m a thespian."
*aggressively snaps while dramatically exiting stage right*
"The Bible says Adam and Eve,
not *snap snap* *jazz hands* and *dramatic leave*”
Mom: “your just going through a stage”
Me: “no mom, I’m going on stage” *strikes dramatic pose*
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
you learn a lot about the human race once you become a cashier somewhere
Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate about something and they say “relax dude wow” and then give a look… Like fuck off stop trying to act so cool and collected. You don’t seem more mature you just seem fucking boring and monotonously placid.
"You should make sure that you know who you are as an artist and make sure it’s nothing like everyone else. It’s good to be inspired by other artists, but you should always make sure that you’ve got your own niche." (taylorswift in 2007 x)
reblog if u understand this inspirational message
FUCK YOU MUSICAL PEOPLE AND YOUR SATANIC MUSICAL NOTES AND DEMONIC RITUALS YOU PREFORM OVER MUSIC I CANT READ MUSIC fCKIN NOTES
wow slow down are you going to be like the moreos guy
Anne Sexton (via sunst0ne)
is michelle obama real
Someone please explain this
No one explain it
Took me a second
HOW THE 3 DOLPHIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE FLIPPER TRIO ARE YOU???
HOW THE 3 FIN ARE YOU??
HOW THE SHARK 3 ARE YOU??
I’M NOT GETTING IT AND IT’S AGGRAVATING ME
You’re too young
"Fuck yo ambitions"
this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny
One time my mom dropped 20 dollars and my dog ate it